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in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 


one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable 


Coming soon to Disney


Best part of Face Off


i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill
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