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I constantly find ways to embarrass myself no matter what circumstances. I like to draw and watch netflix.
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zftw:

the holy trinity

***Flawless [Remix]
//Beyoncé ft. Nicki Minaj

majestictunes:

***flawless [remix] || beyoncé ft. nicki minaj (+)

'cause we a-listers, we paid sisters
this watch right here done phased blizzards
i confess i woke up like this
all this drank in my cup like this
all this ass on that flawless dick
instagram another flawless pic
flawless city with these flawless titties
i got all these hundreds, you got all them fifties


marauders4evr:

It’s strange.

It’s a thirteen second clip.

Thirteen seconds.

A simple little tune.

But I guarantee that once you hit play, you’ll recognize it.

And dare I say that you might even get chills.

At least, I did.

All from a thirteen second clip.

Because it’s not just any tune.

This tune…well…it’s just a bit magical.

(Don’t give it away! Don’t even tag it!)

fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

Every cheerleading movie ever:
THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

coffeeandinsanity:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

I UNDERSTAND

storyofagayboy:

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.

For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

hellabitcoins:

these are what real eggs look like.. do not eat the goverment eggs.. knowlege

me nd my cougar gf
me:
babe i love your necklace
gf:
thats me Life Alert®

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

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